YuviSense: Codin Kid

I was trying to get the Technorati Cosmos API to work, but was getting this:

Very helpful error message, no?

After a couple of hours of head banging and hard refreshes, the exact same piece of code I was using from the beginning kinda seemed to work, producing this:

InboundBlogs and InboundLinks are not there, none of the dates have been initialized, and the <weblog> element is blank. Crapstatic. Anybody care to fix those?